Michael McGill is a burned-out private detective who suddenly becomes enlisted by an army of presidential goons to retrieve the Constitution of the United States, but not the one we all know about. This would be the real Constitution (the one with invisible amendments), created by some of the Founding Fathers as a fall back for their great experiment. Along the way, McGill gains a polyamorous sidekick named Trix, gets scared to death by what men do with warm salty water, and descends into a world where crime, sex, and madness all seem to be the same thing.

This is one of my favourite little books. NOT for the faint of heart or prudish! Michael McGill is a private investigator and sh*t-magnet, and he knows it. His new case is a simple lost item... but of course it is never going to be simple.